This conversation took place yesterday.
Teancom (standing on a box): Look, Mom! I'm so tall!
Me: That's crazy.
Teancom: That's crazy? But you're that tall.
Me: Yep. You know that some day you'll be even taller than I am?
Teancom: Yeah, when I'm a dad.
Me: Well, probably before that. ... I hope some day you'll be a dad.
Teancom: Yeah. I'll be a nice dad.
Me: You will?
Teancom: Yeah. I'll be so nice. I'll play with them. I'll play the wii with them. I'll yell at them. And I'll give them spankings.
Me: Giving spankings is nice?
Teancom: No. Giving spankings isn't good. You shouldn't give spankings, Mom. It's bad. My teacher said so.
Me: She did?
Teancom: Yeah. My teacher at church said so.
Me: She didn't say that spankings were bad.
Teancom: Yes, she did.
Me: No, she didn't.
Teancom: Well, I told her that.
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It's moments like this that I wish I was Tank's teacher.
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