Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Elijah Thacker for President

I would be a great president because I will put everything square and fair.  If you make more you pay more.  If you make less you pay less.  If you donate I will make more of what you donate.  Even if it is food, cash, aqipment, and so on.  When you get sick it will be free to a dieing matter to a scrape that you can't see.  You will be able to get money tell your not poor.  When you do a good deed it will be announced.  You can make the amount of money that you diserve.  Like everyone else you can do alot more.  How can it be better?  More people can travel anywhere.  Costs will go down and less property will be built on.  So ... ALECT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Looks like we elected the wrong guy president.  Elijah would rock it out! 

Personally, my favorite part is that our good deeds will be announced.  What a feel-good nation this would be if we all praised each other a little more.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good deeds being announced was my favorite part as well. I'm going to start announcing every good deed I see.

Chelle said...

That is so cute! And his reasoning is so clear-cut and reasonable. :) I would vote for him. p.s. I totally want your snowman advent calendar. I've been working on one for a couple years now and it looks like it won't be done for this year either. I think the snowman is COOL, not uber-lame!!! :0 So the next time you're in Utah, I am demanding your snowman calendar. hee hee